What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like religions.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Lose lips shimk ships.

Deuteronomy 17

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

This isn't going to, hurt.

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Innocent before proven guilty

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Bible.. Hm.?

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?